Vintage Retro Tee — “Yes, I Can Suck a Golfball Through a Hosepipe!”

Vintage Retro Tee — “Yes, I Can Suck a Golfball Through a Hosepipe!”

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$33.99
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Vintage Retro Tee — “Yes, I Can Suck a Golfball Through a Hosepipe!”

Vintage Retro Tee — “Yes, I Can Suck a Golfball Through a Hosepipe!”

$33.99
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This vintage-inspired tee brings wicked humor and lived-in comfort together. The cheeky retro graphic—playful script, a winking character, and a glossy hose-and-ball illustration—reads like a sardonic wink across the chest. It settles into your rotation as the shirt you reach for when you want to tease friends, rile up a night out, or wear a little mischief to a casual gathering. Soft, heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed color make it feel broken-in from day one, and the relaxed cut drapes easy over jeans or under a flannel when the evening cools. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks laughs, starts conversations, and grows more personal with every wash.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, durable heavyweight feel
- Garment-dyed after construction for a supple, lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Tubular, side-seam free construction reduces waste and keeps smooth lines
- Available S–4XL; pre-shrunk with a sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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