{"product_id":"graphic-t-shirt-my-beard-is-just-the-ghost-of-hair-past-vintage-skull-design","title":"Graphic T-Shirt — 'My Beard Is Just the Ghost of Hair Past' Vintage Skull Design","description":"A heavyweight garment-dyed tee with a moody, illustrated front graphic: a bearded, spectral sailor encircled by ghostly tentacles and the phrase “my beard is just the ghost of hair past.” The soft, vintage-dyed fabric feels lived-in from day one and deepens with every wash. Cut in a relaxed fit with durable double-needle stitching and a tubular, seam-free body, this shirt wears comfortably over layers or on its own. It’s for folks who love dark-humor art, nautical mythology, and a shirt that looks like it’s already been on a few strange adventures.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, long-lasting\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric for a vintage hand and faded depth\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular construction without side seams for a clean, long-lasting silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching on all seams and sewn-in label for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Size range S–4XL (select partners) and available in 58 colorways\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44562113822819,"sku":"20183787165584020994","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":44562113855587,"sku":"21112828035414044842","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":44562113888355,"sku":"24685189240461469948","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ S","offer_id":44562113921123,"sku":"31788704764594624308","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44562113953891,"sku":"56718090877101680424","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":44562113986659,"sku":"18562881806668050436","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":44562114019427,"sku":"18110176112560169574","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ M","offer_id":44562114052195,"sku":"33022537981813685835","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44562114084963,"sku":"24616040690612897067","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44562114117731,"sku":"12237820151602363468","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":44562114150499,"sku":"14965049743798688513","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":44562114183267,"sku":"81650107255551234094","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":44562114216035,"sku":"84812709029753602077","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44562114248803,"sku":"17057986760080503815","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":44562114281571,"sku":"15749556835476621785","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44562114314339,"sku":"17925888238722787461","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":44562114347107,"sku":"20261281676122295023","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44562114379875,"sku":"54548698065615861348","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44562114412643,"sku":"27672589942109671930","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":44562114445411,"sku":"14032070887816581336","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44562114478179,"sku":"27376432117046408823","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":44562114510947,"sku":"14234251546363241763","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44562114543715,"sku":"16211084227597499864","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44562114576483,"sku":"13872341706306625302","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":44562114609251,"sku":"66637189892742625669","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44562114642019,"sku":"17772045139231170914","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/0870\/5123\/files\/1517420419542216309_2048.jpg?v=1788633709","url":"https:\/\/sarcasmfit.com\/products\/graphic-t-shirt-my-beard-is-just-the-ghost-of-hair-past-vintage-skull-design","provider":"SarcasticShirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}